a semi-closeup shot of palm leaves

plants are friends, not food.

Some Great Websites

Fun plant things and other coding junk.

a shot of the inside of a greenhouse with various plants surrounding the glass pane

To be perfectly honest, this website is absolutely absurd and makes no sense. But anyways, welcome to the chaos, have fun, click the links and such.

Random Fact: Did you know that slamming your head into a wall burns 150 calories per hour?

Another fact: "Radio, Radio" by Ben Doyle is a fantastic book, go read it.

[Don't be fooled by the gorgeous aesthetics of my website, this website is absolutely useless even though it looks so pretty.]

A Great Quote

"You're gonna spend eternity being dead, so stay awake NOW. Go drink some coffee." - Mr. Green